Who likes Sherbet? And being Lazy?

I've always been told that the best way to get a new blog off the ground and onto the first million paying customers (I do get paid for this right?) is to copy and paste 'Stuff' from other blogs and pretend like its your own. 

 

Taking this idea and running with it, the best place to copy this mythological 'Stuff' from is other failed blogs, I mean they must have been onto something in order to fail so spectacularly after only 2 posts... right?

Without further ado, I give you the very second post from another competing, but blatantly inferior sandwich based experimental blog, and pretend that its actually my very second post. w00t!

So Monday is the day, definitely not Friday, that would be Stupid. And the ingredients for the very first Experimental Sandwich? Well obviously its a Monday and that can only mean one thing…

…its Sherbet, Meat and Vinegar day (or more precisely Sherbet, Chorizo and Apple Cider Vinegar, tasty)!

And just like that no-one noticed that they'd read all this before (apart from the bits they haven't read, obvs) and that they will read it all again. Just like BSG but with fewer robot women.